no really, what am I doing?

I don't sew.I wish I did....I just don't have the patience to follow those instruction thingies (patterns?)I have sewn a straight line....and.....that's about it.But seeing as though I still can't afford an adorable new Easter dress, and I want something new....what are my options?This pattern has been all over the www these last few weeks--it's haunting me!! Every where I go I see someone else